Alan Wilkis

Like Chromeo, but less sardonic! I first heard this guy do remixes, but someone gave him a vocoder!

I....Uh.....La....dy...Ga...ga? Special Guest Pomplamoose Again?

I didn't actually think this would ever happen, but the latest Lady Gaga...songfilmfixthing....is good?
I mean, I always had a respect for Gaga in the same vein as, say, my respect for Voldemort. But Telephoooooooooone is actually a good song.

HEAR ME OUT.

Ignore the fucking video, okay?
(Actually, watch the 10 minute video. It's worth it for the "Lets Make A Sandwich!" and the flamboyant latino with the whisks. You heard me.)

With this song, Lady Gaga has finally accomplished what she set out to do. She has become Madonna 2, while Madonna is still technically alive.
This is signified by the fact that Beyonce doesn't actually sound very good on this track by comparison - it means Gaga has ascended to a point that other pop artists cant automatically copy. In the video it's equally apparent - Gaga fits into Gagaland better than Beyonce does.

In short, she's finally put enough electromash into her mix for me to like her.
The frolicking whores are just icing on the cake.

The rest of the cake, sans icing, is this:

This is really good. Those darn guys. They get so much darn cuter and better every goddamn video. (Also that wah goddamn man)

David Guetta feat Kid Cudi

You know what? This is clever. I'll admit that. Good work both of you.


Edit: I'm gonna throw this one in as a bonus material. Stick with it. It grows on you once you realize he's fucking with you.

Gorillaz!

NEW GORILLAZ


Chilled out. Possibly even tired. So many guest artists, it's just a collage of Gorillaz all around town.

Reminds me a lot of Handsome Boy Modeling School.